Month: September 2011

Hot Topic

I have a bone to pick with some of my well-intentioned man friends.  Please- no matter how much you mean it as a compliment- please, don’t call me a “milf”.  We’re friends- do you even remember what the letters stand foranymore?  If you do, then that’s just awkward. The original milf For any of you who might be out of… Read more →

LIFE AND TIMES OF A DERBY MOM; PART 1

I love roller derby.  I love my kids.  I don’t understand why my kids don’t love roller derby except that maybe they naturally think anything I like (the Rolling Stones, Scorsese movies, and beer with tomato juice) is uncool, while everything they like (Ke$ha, Mr. Popper’s Penguins, and Capri Sun) is awesome.  I think I’ll change their minds this weekend, or… Read more →